"Hmmm, why is the house so small? Well, I guess
that's why I'm the detective... so I can figure this mystery out."
| Must Visit Places:
Outback Games - Download Nintendo games right onto your PC... yes, it's for real and FREE! eBay - Place bids on the best of peoples junk. KOF - Trust me, just check this place out! Beyond.com - Feel like buying PC software? Well, you better head here first! Amazon.com - Feel like buying anything? Well, head here next! Hotmail - FREE email... now isn't that a great idea.
failure to enjoy yourself will result in incarceration. So behave you little hooligan! |
Ahh, so you have arrived to
our low budget, high-output website. I see your looking for
something, when you find it, let me know. To your left and right
are some useful and some useless places that are scattered around the
web. Be sure to visit them and of course enjoy yourself.
Just a few things you should know... If your ever plan to be in the
desert, be sure to bring plenty of Sather's Sour-Brite Crawlers because
they are the tastiest food on earth. Also, don't forget to destroy
all those silly mainstream pop CDs you own, all they are doing is
corrupting your mind and making you trendy. Trust me, it's not
worth it. The last bit of knowledge I extend to you, is the most
important so be sure to pay attention. Never be a fucking
moron! Damn, the thing that pisses me off the most is when people
are fucking stupid. If you drove 3,000 miles change your oil and
dammit, do it yourself... it's easy! Before you go shopping, make
sure you research whatever the hell you are going to buy. Nothing
pisses off an employee more than a fucking stupid customer. Yeah,
so keep this stuff in mind and be sure to commit them to heart.
Good luck on your all your journeys and may the force be with you.
-Thomas P.Q. Binkelstein |
Wicked Cool Music:
Fat Wreck Chords - Buy great punk CDs real cheap... you better check 'em out! Screeching Weasel - Get up-to-date info about concert dates, CD releases and more about this killer punk band here! System of a Down - This band really rocks, so check 'em out! WAAF - Listen to the best rock station ever right out of Boston. This is the killer station that launched Godsmack!! Interpunk Music Store - The #1 Place to buy punk T-Shirts, CDs, stickers and more!
"Man do we suck, lets go buy that new Screeching Weasel CD and figure out how to stop sucking!" |
"Spot, open up and say 'ahhh, this place rocks'!"
